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Blunt the Knives is sung by Thorin and Company after eating at Bilbo Baggins's house.[1]

SongEdit

The original version of this song is sung by the Company of Thorin Oakenshield while they clean up for Bilbo after lunch.


Chip the glasses and crack the plates!
Blunt the knives and bend the forks!
That's what Bilbo Baggins hates-
Smash the bottles and burn the corks!
Cut the cloth and tread on the fat!
Pour the milk on the pantry floor!
Leave the bones on the bedroom mat!
Splash the wine on every door!
Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl;
Pound them up with a thumping pole;
And when you've finished, if any are whole,
Send them down the hall to roll!
That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!
So, carefully! carefully with the plates!

Portrayal in adaptationsEdit

Hobbit film trilogyEdit

The song is sung after dinner by the Company, except Thorin II Oakenshield who arrives late.

The Hobbit An Unexpected Journey Blunt the Knifes Song W Lyrics 1080p-001:27

The Hobbit An Unexpected Journey Blunt the Knifes Song W Lyrics 1080p-0

Blunt the knives, bend the forks
Smash the bottles and burn the corks
Chip the glasses and crack the plates
That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!

Cut the cloth, tread on the fat
Leave the bones on the bedroom mat
Pour the milk on the pantry floor
Splash the wine on every door!

Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl
Pound them up with a thumping pole
When you're finished, if they are whole
Send them down the hall to roll

That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!

ReferencesEdit

  1. The Hobbit, Chapter I: "An Unexpected Party"

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